Thank you to my *sponsor!

Best friends!

I am SO flattered! J. Crew Factory doesn’t know it but they have gone and made a whole line of clothes inspired by two of everyone’s favorite things: Our country….and my face. My face! On clothes! J. Crew may not know it, but they are my new best friends.

First, the Patriotic Puppy Baseball Hat as pictured above. Sadly, it is now sold out.

BUT FEAR NOT:

The Dads of the world can be in the Schmidt fan club with these pajamas choices with my face on it:

To the lady best friends of the world: sadly J. Crew Factory has not incorporated my face onto anything specifically for you. My follow up advice would be to come to the source and cuddle me directly. I understand that that may not feasible to my vast audience of best friends of the world, so here is a close second choice of Schmidt-themed snuggling attire from the Crop Stop:

Happy snuggling! XOXO…your best friend Schmidt.