Best friends. Let us pray.
God is great. Dad is good. Let us thank them for this food. Amen.
Yes, God is great (literally THE GREAT). And yes, Dad is good. And YES, the food is good. BUT, sometimes the food is not so good for the Schmidter (if you catch my drift).
Friends, good boys eat their whole dinner in a timely manner. However, it appears that I was doing too good of a job finishing my dinner. By eating too fast, I was causing my stomach to revolt in the form of the vomit or the mushy poo poos. I poo poo five times a day, so I know about quality and quantity. Anything being expelled off-schedule from either end of a good boy is not a good thing. Not a good thing for said good boy and not a good thing for the Dad that has to clean it up. (*Pro-tip: do not try to clean up the vomit or the poo poo in an effort to appease Dad for your stomach’s transgressions. Your intentions will be appreciated but then your breath will smell…it is not appreciated and is grounds for being quarantined rather than snuggled)
With the purchase of a puzzle bowl, Dad has solved my eager appetite. The eagerness persists, but I must work much harder for the reward of sweet sweet kibble. It is a blessing and a curse.
The puzzle bowl fixed my suffocating stomach. But there was still something wrong each time I poo pooed. As Dad put it, brown garden snake instead of brown python.
But fear not! With the addition of an orange slurry to my dinner time routine, the Schmidter’s intentional track is back in order. PUMPKIN is apparently great for little pups like me to prevent diarrhea, constipation, and improve general quality of poo poo. To clarify, it is only effective in slurry, canned form. Harvesting of pumpkins from the front porches of neighbors will not meet the same end goal.
So, to review: God is great. Dad is good. Let us thank them for this food. Amen.