Still dark AM – Begin to stir, anticipation is building for the great potential of the day.
6:00 AM – Dad’s alarm goes off. Timing is crucial in our morning routine. Provide morning sugars precisely in the middle of his face so that he knows I am still alive and well. **Good boys especially give sugars in the eyes, ears, nose, and mouth (It is essential so Dad will have a good day). My favorite time!
6:15 AM – Dad arises under my careful supervision and pats me on my head. I am on standby for supplemental sugars. My favorite time!
6:20 AM – Dad takes me outside for my morning potty. My favorite time!
6:25 AM – Its dad’s turn for a morning potty. I sit on his feet to keep him warm, and am on standby in case he needs me. My favorite time!
6:30 AM – Dad gives me breakfast! My favorite thing! I am then on standby while Dad gets ready for the day. Also my favorite time!
6:55 AM – Dad rubs and pets me. My favorite time!
7:00 AM – I go in the metal box, Dad turns on cartoons so I can learn my letters and numbers, and Dad leaves. Not my favorite time.
7:15 AM – As I begin to feel sleepy from my tummy full of food, I smell the snacks that Dad dropped into my box for me before he left. I scarf one up and save the other two for later. My favorite time!
Sometime later PM – I hear the door open and its DAD! Dad is home! Dad lets me out and we take turns going potty and I get rubbed and petted and we romp. My favorite time!
Too short of a time later PM – Dad puts me back in the box and leaves again. I find one of my stored snacks to console my aching heart. Not my favorite time.
5:00 PM – Dad is HOME for good! My favorite time!
5:05 PM – Dad takes me outside to potty and stretch my legs. My favorite time!
5:15 PM – Dad makes a snack and I wait on standby outside the perimeter of the kitchen like a good boy. My favorite time!
5:30 PM – Dad lays down on the couch to rest and pats my head. I provide regenerative sugars to face, hands, and toes. I chew on a non-noise making toy so as not to be disruptive and wait patiently for him to arise. My favorite time!
6:00 PM – Dad takes me outside to PLAY! I fetch and sit and jump and romp and roll. My FAVORITE time!
6:30 PM – We go inside and Dad gives me dinner. My favorite time!
Also at 6:30 – Dad prepares his own dinner. I finish my kibble and wait on standby outside the perimeter of the kitchen like a good boy, in case he needs me. My favorite time!
7:00 PM – Dad eats dinner. I sit on his feet to keep them warm and continue regenerative sugars, on standby in case he needs me. **Good boys do not beg for their people to share their food with them. Good boys know about boundaries. My favorite time!
7:30 PM – Dad takes me back outside to WALK. My favorite time!
8:30 PM – Dad takes a rain bath in the big puddle in the bathroom. I provide supplemental sugars to wherever I can reach to speed the cleaning process and ensure quality control, while keeping a watchful eye in case he needs me. My favorite time!
9:00 PM – Dad gets in bed and watches television. **Good boys are not allowed on the hooman bed unless invited. I wait in my own bed on standby in case he needs me. My favorite time!
9:30 PM – Dad takes me outside for one last potty of the day. My favorite time!
10:00 PM – It is bedtime for everyone. I can’t wait to see Dad in the morning!